Quote of the day.

[Joe4]

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

- Courtesy of Jack Handy

 

[Marbles]

I used to believe in reincarnation till I came back as a sceptic.

 

[erik.van.geit]

I used to believe in sticking to the topic, till I came back after Greg passed by.

(hoping he can laugh with this one)

 

[fairwinds]

"Don't argue with Erik. He brings you down to his level, then beat you with experience."

(Hope YOU can laugh at this one. )

 

[Greg Truby]

I used to believe in sticking to the topic, till I came back after Greg passed by.
-e.v.g.

Guilty as he11 And furthermore - unrepentant! But to be fair, I do try to limit my detour-provoking posts to Lounge threads. But to try to stay on topic (*sigh* ) here's an old favorite that Smitty might recognize: "If you want to have a drink or two, that's all right -- but don't wear out your boot soles on a brass rail."

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'course one of my all time favorites...

"That's sad." - Fairwinds

 

[lenze]

'course one of my all time favorites...

"That's sad." - Fairwinds

One of my favorites too. I actually used it the other day.


http://www.mrexcel.com/board2/viewtopic.php?p=1098517#1098517

lenze

 

[Smitty]

"Cowboy who wears chaps don't get **** on jeans..."

A Confucious-style answer to a touron who was dumb enough to ask...

And Greg, that's what the cobbler is for.

Smitty

EDIT:OK, I came up with one while looking for tonight's bedtime selection:

"All Excellers are equal, but some Excellers are more equal than others."

And yes, I will read "Animal Farm" to a 2-year old.

 

[Oorang]

Even if you're on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there. ~Will Rogers

 

[Greg Truby]

Oh, Will Rogers, you say?! A few of his that I've always liked<ul>[*]The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.[*]This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.[*]There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole goverment working for you.[*]I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.[*]Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.[*]Be thankful we're not getting all the goverment we're paying for.[/list]

 

[riaz]

- My wife said she didn't mind my going on a trip with my secretary, so long as didn't fly United.

- If you cut off your trouser cuffs and throw them on the bookshelf, is that a turn up for the books?

- I saw a clown carrying a spinster on his back and thought "That's virgin on the ridiculous".

Cheers