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[RoryA]

The arrival of a small person to cause havoc in our lives.

 

[cornflakegirl]

Oooh! Congratulations!

Small people are the best!

(I'm broody now.)

 

[Richard Schollar]

The arrival of a small person to cause havoc in our lives.

Ah I see Congratulations! I take it this will be your wife's first? Watch out - having one just makes them broody all over again...

 

[kgkev]

As long as the desk is deep enough a little person can fit just fine between the keyboard and monitor.

 

[cornflakegirl]

Yeah, but they always want to press the keys...

It's easier for girls - we can distract them with a handy boob...

 

[RoryA]

Ah I see Congratulations! I take it this will be your wife's first? Watch out - having one just makes them broody all over again...

Yes, but I don't know about that: she wanted 5 before the realities of having this one started to hit home, so we shall see.

 

[Oaktree]

There was a (male) comedian who once told a joke of:

I wanted 5 kids... my wife wanted 1. So, we compromised and had 1.

 

[kgkev]

5? Well they definitely won't fit.

And no one has enough boobs for that.

 

[RoryA]

Not even Eccentrica Galumbits.

 

[Richard Schollar]

It's easier for girls - we can distract them with a handy boob...

Doesn't just work on the kids either...