Ask a stupid question...

[Oorang]

The rules are simple. Post a stupid answer to the last question. And ask your own stupid question.
I'll Start:

Why do birds disappear whenever you are near?

 

[Legacy 1363]

Probably because I fear, I admit to being a little queer.

Do birds break wind and if so, why do we never hear them?

 

[milesUK]

Only when they are flying; gives extra boost of speed.

We're having an emergency exercise soon. Why do the powers that be come up with silly names for them?

 

[Oorang]

In order to prevent panic.

If it's tourist season, does that mean it's ok to shoot them?

 

[Cbrine]

Only outside the bounds of provincial parks.

When downhill sking, is it OK to scream like a little girl?(When you are not a little girl)

 

[atmospheric]

Only when you break a leg.

What's the speed of dark?

 

[whiteghost]

must be faster than the speed of light as it always moves out the way of light

when a dog chases a car, what does it do when catches it?

 

[Oorang]

Calls a dentist.

Why does my boss keep expecting me to work?

 

[Greg Truby]

It's either you or him - I guess he votes you.

Since whales & dolphins are mammals, do they have bellybuttons?

 

[Zack Barresse]

If they did, we'd eat that too.

Why do monkey's throw poop?