7 Surefire Ways to Guarantee Business Failure

[DreamAlchemist]

I use to get TM calls from people wanting to loan me money for my home. It sounded like a scam but in the disguise of a mortgage. I would tell them I live in an apartment (which is true) and that if they actually knew who they were calling they would save themselves some time. I got the same kind of callwhen I lived at my grandmothers house. I am pretty sure she would not have been happy if I told her I just got 50k by putting her house on mortgage.

 

[Trafficcone]

I always get TM calls trying to sell me Conservatries, even when i tell them I live on the 3rd floor they still keep going with it, maybe they think they can put it on stilts, or install a firemans pole for me to get to it

 

[texasalynn]

At least they would get cheap envelopes.

You made my day - that is hilarious