You know you are an Excel guru when ....

[P Sitaram]

A few more:

MS Excel Team has your mug on its mugs.

Enron asks you to prepare its financial reports.

Your son: 2+2=?; You (smiling): you mean, =2+2?

 

[earlyd]

You once tried to do a resume on an Excel sheet

 

[Todd Bardoni]

You once tried to do a resume on an Excel sheet

Now that's **** funny.

 

[Barrie Davidson]

(Or perhaps : "How Excel helped me to stop masturbating")

Good one!

BD

 

[Iridium]

You spend your free evening sitting in front of a PC refreshing an xl help mesage board offering advice on xl instead of going out drinking and shagging!

 

[Wayne L.]

Originally posted by earlyd:
You once tried to do a resume on an Excel sheet

..."tried"?!

What else is there to do a resume on? :wink:

(Workbook_Open(), cells changing colors, text changing colors, columns and rows resizing, scrolling text, text bouncing around from cell to cell, the "animation" as we move from worksheet to worksheet, culminating with "Where the heck did my menu go? What's this? 'Hire him?'?" click "'Yes' 'No'?" go ahead ... i dare you to click on the "No" .... )

 

[svmac]

The car I drive is a Hyundai EXCEL. :wink:

 

[Ken Puls]

... you chart ovulation dates to get your wife pregnant

 

[svmac]

you chart ovulation dates to get your wife pregnant

I much prefer the old fashioned way...

 

[just_jon]

rig

you chart ovulation dates to get your wife pregnant

I much prefer the old fashioned way...

...when you can rig that chart to show her that every day's the right day.