You know you are an Excel guru when ....

[Mark O'Brien]

Hi, my name's Tommy, and I'm an addict.

Does that mean your title can be "Board Addict" since you're no longer in denial?

 

[AJ]

Here's a couple more (getting really lame now!)

1. You refer to your lunch as a Private Sub

2. Your alarm clock has an Application.DisplayAlerts button

3. You refer to tying shoelaces as concatenating strings

4. Links isn't golf

 

[Bruno_x]

1. I've recieved that T-shirt.

2. You do your job EXCELlent

3. Other people start calling you MrExcel

4. You think that excel is MOAA (the mother of all answers)

 

[TommyGun]

Hi, my name's Tommy, and I'm an addict.

Does that mean your title can be "Board Addict" since you're no longer in denial?

It honestly doesn't matter to me what my board title is, I think people will make up their own title for me...

But, if it wasn't board addict, then were would I get all this cheap one-liners from???

EDIT: Didn't even realize it had been changed. The one star is kinda cool. Reminds me of elementary school.

 

[Aaron Blood]

You begin setting traps to rid yourself of the local MOUS.

 

[Legacy 12630]

....... You write a best seller called "How Excel can improve your sex life"

(Or perhaps : "How Excel helped me to stop masturbating")

Personally, I think that if Microsoft were to adopt this sort of advertising campaign, they would see some considerable improvement in sales.

 

[XL-Dennis]

....... You write a best seller called "How Excel can improve your sex life"

...when Your bank ask You kindly when You can help them with all the counting...


Kind regards,
Dennis

 

[Legacy 12630]

....... You write a best seller called "How Excel can improve your sex life"

...when Your bank ask You kindly when You can help them with all the counting...


Kind regards,
Dennis

Conveys urgent need to switch bankers (no XL knowledge required).

 

[Todd Bardoni]

If you think being an Excel guru is cool then you're probably an Excel guru.

If you have balls enough to call yourself an Excel guru then you're probably an Excel guru.

If you play with Excel for recreation you're probably an Excel guru.



Ok, these are by far not the funniest, but it's 9 in the morning and I'm at work...

 

[shades]

you spend time writing one liners about being an Excel guru.

:D