Very tricky formula required

[Jon von der Heyden]

Since I ask all my most important questions here, here's a tricky one:

What should I get my girlfriend of 6 weeks for xmas? I just can't figure it out...

 

[Richard Schollar]

If this is the one I think it is, how about something fairly basic on the birds and the bees?

 

[Marbles]

It's probably a bit early for a DIY Manual.

 

[Oorang]

Well perhaps a lovely tip card... I understand <a href=http://www.mrexcel.com/sunshop/index.php?action=item&substart=0&id=57>MrExcel provides one</a>.

 

[Andrew Fergus]

A nice new fishing rod and reel.....

 

[Jon von der Heyden]

Hmmmm, maybe I should stick to asking Excel questions!

A nice new fishing rod and reel.....

Andrew, is that what your NZ chics are into then? Fishing??

Richard, I'm educating her - don't you worry! She says she's gonna dance with you at the ball on Thursday...

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Ha! - when she rejects the present what have you got? A nice new fishing rod and reel........

It's a bit like the bloke who placed an ad in the personal column some years ago . The ad went something like this : "WANTED. An attractive fun-loving woman who can cook and sew and owns a good boat and motor. Please enclose photo of boat and motor."

She says she's gonna dance with you at the ball on Thursday...

Are you going to let your sister dance with Richard???

Cheers, Andrew

 

[Richard Schollar]

Are you going to let your sister dance with Richard???

I'm still trying to figure it out how he persuaded her to go out with him (seeing as how I've met, and thus observed, the unpleasant reality of the Baron, aka Van Den Heiden), but the young lady he is referring to is remarkably attractive (she works in the same building as I do). I think he drugs her ....

 

[Oorang]

Only users lose drugs.

 

[erik.van.geit]

Hi,

to my opinion: if you can not figure out what to buy her, you don't really know her
greetings,
Erik