Everything I know about the US I've gleaned from the large or small screen;
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=578 border=0 x:str><COLGROUP><COL style="WIDTH: 434pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 21138" width=578><TBODY><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>1. There is a company in the US called Acme which can supply absolutely anything, in particular gadgets for the pursuit and capture of mice, rabbits and roadrunners.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>2. Anyone of any significance will have the digits 555 in their phone number.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>3. There is a creature called a ‘varmint’, it can pick cotton.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>4. Local sheriffs are permitted to be massively overweight, virtually incomprehensible and have the shooting prowess of Stevie Wonder.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>5. Outrunning a pursuing police car exonerates you from the crime in question.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>6. Chelsea, Everton, Charlton and Inverness Caledonian Thistle are football teams in the UK, in America they are first names.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>7. It is not possible to become a lifeguard in the US without having breast implants.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>8. No matter where you live in the US it is possible to drive to Las Vegas for the weekend.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>9. Murphy’s Law (US Version): If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong over the Thanksgiving holiday.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>10. Everybody has at least one acquaintance that is afraid of flying resulting in either a long distance train/car journey or the deployment of a doctored glass of milk.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
and finally;
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=578 border=0 x:str><COLGROUP><COL style="WIDTH: 434pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 21138" width=578><TBODY><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>11. The President of the US is always decent, honest, noble and brave.
Would anybody care to offer any further observations? Perhaps some of our american cousins can offer their views of the UK?
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<TABLE style="WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=578 border=0 x:str><COLGROUP><COL style="WIDTH: 434pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 21138" width=578><TBODY><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>1. There is a company in the US called Acme which can supply absolutely anything, in particular gadgets for the pursuit and capture of mice, rabbits and roadrunners.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>2. Anyone of any significance will have the digits 555 in their phone number.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>3. There is a creature called a ‘varmint’, it can pick cotton.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>4. Local sheriffs are permitted to be massively overweight, virtually incomprehensible and have the shooting prowess of Stevie Wonder.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>5. Outrunning a pursuing police car exonerates you from the crime in question.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>6. Chelsea, Everton, Charlton and Inverness Caledonian Thistle are football teams in the UK, in America they are first names.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>7. It is not possible to become a lifeguard in the US without having breast implants.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>8. No matter where you live in the US it is possible to drive to Las Vegas for the weekend.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>9. Murphy’s Law (US Version): If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong over the Thanksgiving holiday.</TD></TR><TR style="HEIGHT: 25.5pt" height=34><TD class=xl24 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 25.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=34>10. Everybody has at least one acquaintance that is afraid of flying resulting in either a long distance train/car journey or the deployment of a doctored glass of milk.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
and finally;
<TABLE style="WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=578 border=0 x:str><COLGROUP><COL style="WIDTH: 434pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 21138" width=578><TBODY><TR style="HEIGHT: 12.75pt" height=17><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 434pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 12.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=578 height=17>11. The President of the US is always decent, honest, noble and brave.
Would anybody care to offer any further observations? Perhaps some of our american cousins can offer their views of the UK?
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