The Best Signatures - Final Showdown

Choose your favourite signature finalist!!

  • cmart02 - Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work

    Votes: 2 5.4%

  • Atmospheric - I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner

    Votes: 9 24.3%

  • al b cnu - There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t

    Votes: 7 18.9%

  • FIFARAY007 - Consultant's Motto: You can have things done Fast, Right, or Cheap. Pick 2.

    Votes: 2 5.4%

  • Gerald Higgins - =TODAY() is the =TODAY()+1 you worried about =TODAY()-1

    Votes: 4 10.8%

  • HOTPEPPER - Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    Votes: 2 5.4%

  • Jon von der Heyden - Ten good reasons why I procrastinate: 1.

    Votes: 4 10.8%

  • Lewiy - Work fascinates me........I could sit and watch it for hours!

    Votes: 3 8.1%

  • pennysaver - Every once in a while, there's a sudden gust of gravity...

    Votes: 3 8.1%

  • Ron Morris - I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken!

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Total voters
    37
  • Poll closed .
the relax hippie stickers were born via a santa cruz-portland story:

My husband & his brother came up with this funny line of "relax, hippie..."

His brother is a contractor in Santa Cruz and a huge biodiesel user & advocate. He was getting a lot of harassment from friends & neighbors for driving a big pick-up truck (not realizing it was biodiesel-powered).

So they made bumper stickers for the truck: "Relax Hippie, It's Biodiesel".

It was so popular, they had to make more stickers... and now T-shirts too...

checkout: http://relaxhippie.com/
 

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Welcome to the Board!

That's classic! We live in Boulder Creek, just up the road from Satan Cruz. In fact I tried to run over a few hippies yesterday...
 
Seen in another forum:
Don't play STUPID with me...
...I'm better at it.
 
What can I say? I'd like to thank all the people that voted for me, but credit must go to my Producers, Lighting and sound technicians.......and especially my wife, without whom none of this would have been possible! (She doesn't sweat really!)
 
atmospheric said:
What can I say? I'd like to thank all the people that voted for me, but credit must go to my Producers, Lighting and sound technicians.......and especially my wife, without whom none of this would have been possible! (She doesn't sweat really!)
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:rofl::laugh::rofl::laugh:
 
I use one on another forum I sometimes frequent:

"Please Note: Some quantum physics theories suggest that when Simon is not directly observed, he may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state."

Well, I liked it... :)

Simon
 
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