The Best Signatures - Final Showdown

Choose your favourite signature finalist!!

  • cmart02 - Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work

    Votes: 2 5.4%

  • Atmospheric - I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner

    Votes: 9 24.3%

  • al b cnu - There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t

    Votes: 7 18.9%

  • FIFARAY007 - Consultant's Motto: You can have things done Fast, Right, or Cheap. Pick 2.

    Votes: 2 5.4%

  • Gerald Higgins - =TODAY() is the =TODAY()+1 you worried about =TODAY()-1

    Votes: 4 10.8%

  • HOTPEPPER - Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    Votes: 2 5.4%

  • Jon von der Heyden - Ten good reasons why I procrastinate: 1.

    Votes: 4 10.8%

  • Lewiy - Work fascinates me........I could sit and watch it for hours!

    Votes: 3 8.1%

  • pennysaver - Every once in a while, there's a sudden gust of gravity...

    Votes: 3 8.1%

  • Ron Morris - I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken!

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Total voters
    37
  • Poll closed .
I saw a slightly horrid, but mildly amusing version of that somewhere the other day...

"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life."

I am sick. Sick.
 

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daniels012 said:
One not on hear but I use it allllllll the time at work:
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
I just can't remember who owns this one???


Michael
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well I can't tell who owns it but I guess njmack and glennUK use it as their signatures :-D
 
Patience said:
I saw a slightly horrid, but mildly amusing version of that somewhere the other day...

"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life."

I am sick. Sick.
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LOL! My wife had that for a while.. funny. But I'm morbidly funny (you must be in my line of work). :rolleyes:
 
Given where I live (Santa Cruz Mountains south of San Francisco), the land of fruits and nuts, I've been pondering a few (if any of you are vegetarians you'd best have a sense of humor about now :)). These were all brought on by a little diesel Jeep Liberty I saw the other day sporting a small window sticker: "Relax hippie, it's bio-diesel!"

Meat is Murder...Sweet, Sweet Murder...

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat...

Support Beef, run over a chicken... (an old West Texas feedlot bumper sticker)

And a few I came up with:

Vegetarians...Bet you can't eat just one...

Vegetarians...The other white meat...

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian...

Vegetarians, not just for breakfast anymore..

OK, I'm going to go defrost some steaks now dammit!
 
OK, I'm going to go defrost some steaks now dammit!
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My neighbor and I are going to have Buffalo burgers tonight while we watch "Under Siege"

lenze
 
Those are great Smitty! I'd like those bumper stickers. :-D

I'm feelin' like some of the New York strips in my freezer. That cow turned out really nice. Haven't cracked the Tenderloins yet.. saving those for a special occasion. Like a Saturday.
 
Smitty now has the best signature. Hands down!! :cool::biggrin:
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It's downright scary is what it is... what's the world coming to.. ;)
 
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