The Best Signatures - Final Showdown

[Patience]

I saw a slightly horrid, but mildly amusing version of that somewhere the other day...

"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life."

I am sick. Sick.

 

[Stormseed]

One not on hear but I use it allllllll the time at work:
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
I just can't remember who owns this one???


Michael

well I can't tell who owns it but I guess njmack and glennUK use it as their signatures

 

[Andrew Fergus]

......and the winner is......

 

[Zack Barresse]

I saw a slightly horrid, but mildly amusing version of that somewhere the other day...

"Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for life."

I am sick. Sick.

LOL! My wife had that for a while.. funny. But I'm morbidly funny (you must be in my line of work).

 

[Smitty]

Given where I live (Santa Cruz Mountains south of San Francisco), the land of fruits and nuts, I've been pondering a few (if any of you are vegetarians you'd best have a sense of humor about now ). These were all brought on by a little diesel Jeep Liberty I saw the other day sporting a small window sticker: "Relax hippie, it's bio-diesel!"

Meat is Murder...Sweet, Sweet Murder...

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat...

Support Beef, run over a chicken... (an old West Texas feedlot bumper sticker)

And a few I came up with:

Vegetarians...Bet you can't eat just one...

Vegetarians...The other white meat...

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian...

Vegetarians, not just for breakfast anymore..

OK, I'm going to go defrost some steaks now dammit!

 

[lenze]

OK, I'm going to go defrost some steaks now dammit!

My neighbor and I are going to have Buffalo burgers tonight while we watch "Under Siege"

lenze

 

[Zack Barresse]

Those are great Smitty! I'd like those bumper stickers.

I'm feelin' like some of the New York strips in my freezer. That cow turned out really nice. Haven't cracked the Tenderloins yet.. saving those for a special occasion. Like a Saturday.

 

[NateO]

Smitty now has the best signature. Hands down!!

 

[Domski]

Smitty now has the best signature. Hands down!!

Isn't sarcasm great!!!

 

[Zack Barresse]

It's downright scary is what it is... what's the world coming to..