Rory

[MarkAndrews]

I can lend you a small child to keep you entertained if you want?

Worth a try

 

[DonkeyOte]

No thanks... I have a dog.
That will suffice thank you very much (just don't tell the wife I said that).

 

[cornflakegirl]

My son is way cuter than your dog!

 

[Richard Schollar]

My son's adorable - except when the little sod chucked water over my home computer. He was lucky - I checked out the legal position online, and apparently even such actions don't justify infanticide...

 

[DonkeyOte]

My dog walks over my laptop but in fairness she's trying to get to grips with SUMPRODUCT...

 

[Joe4]

My dog walks over my laptop but in fairness she's trying to get to grips with SUMPRODUCT...

Yes, that tricky SUMPRODUCT formula has been a source of great frustration to many a pooch...

 

[DonkeyOte]

Yes, she came up with this yesterday:

=LOOKUP(SUMPRODUCT(--(DinnerBowl="Empty"),--(Watch>=TIME(17,0,0)),--(Watch<=TIME(17,0,5))),{0,1},{"Nap Time!","Dinner Time!"})

 

[Cbrine]

I wasn't aware, but I am now (thanks, Nate).
And as much as I love my EE Genius T-shirt, that just proves I don't spend enough time doing actual work...

Hey Rory,
I use my T-shirts when I do work in the yard
Cal

PS-Welcome to the light side of the excel forums, where everything is FREE!!!

 

[RoryA]

PS-Welcome to the light side of the excel forums, where everything is FREE!!!

Thanks! EE is the only forum I frequent where people may have to pay and I never leave the Excel TA as it seems to be the only zone that has a 'free forum' feel to it!

 

[erik.van.geit]

rorya, since this thread is about you, feel free to answer the following

can you explain your quote in your signature?

"Un petit d'un petit S'étonne aux Halles
Un petit d'un petit Ah! degrés te fallent"