Quote of the day.

[Oorang]

Reality used to be friend of mine... now it has a restraining order against me.

 

[onlyadrafter]

INSULT OF THE DAY! (Not to anyone in particular)

Mother Nature must really hate you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes.

(I've got another 364 of these!)

 

[Von Pookie]

How about this, then? The funniest thing I've seen so far today:

WE'RE HERE, WE'RE ON FIRE, GET USED TO IT.
BY ERIC MARCH

- - - -

One, two, three, foooOOOOOOAAAAAGGHH!!

Raise your voiiiIIIIIEEEEEEEEAAAH AAAAH AAAGHces!!

We're here, we're OOOOOOAAAH OOOOOOOOAAAAI AI AI AI AI AIIIIIEE! Get used to it!

'Cause we're not going awaOHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD WWOOOAAGGH!! AAGH!!

GGGAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/7/26march.html

 

[just_jon]

Dope will get you through periods of no money better'n money'll get you through periods of no dope.

 

[Cbrine]

Only 2 groups of people call thier customers users: Drug dealers and IT support

 

[Joe4]

There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.

 

[lenze]

There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.

OR
There are only two kinds of people: Those that classify others into 2 groups, and those that don't

lenze

 

[erik.van.geit]

would this sound funny in english ?

must go to the toilet, but can hardly express this in public

proudly: invented this one myself

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Per my signature:

I'd rather have full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!

 

[Oorang]

And that's when I realized it. For all the sweating, screaming and general weirdness associated with wearing a furry space suit all day, I'd had fun.