Favourite Jokes

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Wildcard in VLOOKUP
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I was taking about bakers, last night (as you do) and it reminded me of an old favourite joke.

Why did the baker have brown fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.
 
here is my contribution,
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Man 1 : I got a BMW for my wife

Man 2 : Wow! great exchange


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Teacher : where do you find no-legged dog?

Student : Right where you left him

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Man 1 : how do you save a man from drowing?

Man 2 : take your foot off his head
 
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