Favourite Jokes

[Expiry]

Like favourite songs, everyone's favourite joke changes through time, ie. when someone tells you one that really makes you laugh, it goes to the top of the list.

I'm no different, but I have a favourite joke that has stayed with me since I was at school and if I'm ever put on the spot, then this is the joke I always remember and usually tell:


What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.



It even made me chuckle when I typed it just then.

So, what jokes do you have that have stood the test of time?

 

[sous2817]

What did zero (O) say to eight (8)?

Nice belt.

 

[RoryA]

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

 

[Patience]

I always liked:



What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.




Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.




I'm here all week.

 

[absquatulation]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?



A stick.


I'll get my coat.....

 

[Domski]

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My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock this morning.

Bad Minton!

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I crack myself up sometimes!!!

Dom

 

[TinaP]

Why do gorillas have big noses?

Because they have big fingers.


All the other good jokes aren't particularly suitable for a family forum.

 

[Andrew Fergus]

I like a lot of jokes but I prefer one-liners.......


I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but it's coming back to me now.

Did you hear corduroy pillows are making headlines?

In these recessionary times we need to maintain a standing army - that way we save on chairs.

Honk if you love peace and quiet!

Shotguns weddings : a case of wife or death.

I'm in two minds whether or not to speak at the schizophrenia conference.


I could keep going all day but for those of you who see my Facebook updates you have probably seen these jokes before!

Cheers
Andrew

 

[Domski]

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Sorry, it's late.

Dom

 

[sous2817]

What do parallel lines do when it rains?


They coincide...