Contest: Excel T-Shirt Captions

[MrExcel]

It was about 6 years ago that we collectively suggested funny t-shirt captions that lead to the t-shirts at http://www.excelguru.org/.

Lasw10 suggested a new contest for updated T-shirt captions.

Here is the old list:

• Friends Don't Let Friends Use Lotus
• Why be Average when you can EXCEL?
• Warning! I may Pivot Table your Data!
• Great idea, but it doesn't fit in 256 columns
• Let me whip up a little macro to do that!
• Just back away from the keyboard
• Isn't it obvious? Use the =Trim(Mid(A2,Find(" ",A2),25)) and then do a Paste-Special values. Duh!
• Go install the analysis toolpack!
• All you gotta do is import the mainframe data with Text-to-Columns and then whip out a few pivot tables...
• I've got VLOOKUPs and I know how to use them!
• Let me do an Advanced Filter on your Data!
• Let me write a custom VBA function to do that!
• Memorizes Date & Time Functions in spare time

I am not sure the 4th one is relevant any more. And, it wouldn't be quite as funny when updated to "Great Idea, but it doesn't fit in 16,384 columns".

So - if you have suggestions for a new caption, post it here. The best ones will be added as t-shirts. The winners get a free mug or t-shirt with their winning caption.

Bill

 

[gingerafro]

How about:

Don't ask me any Excel questions beginning 'Is it possible...'

 

[kgkev]

Problems deleting marco!!
or
Marco runs faster in different location.


These cracked me up!!!

 

[cornflakegirl]

kgkev - i nearly posted them! but then i thought that they're a teensy bit too cliquey for me to want them on a tshirt...

 

[Von Pookie]

The F1 key is your friend.

 

[Lewiy]

<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1lace w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Houston</st1:City></st1lace> we have a Run-time error ‘91’: Object variable or With block variable not set
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o> </o>
In VLOOKUP no-one can hear you scream
<o> </o>
The best things in life are better if you use a macro
<o> </o>
Too many SUMPRODUCTs spoil the worksheet
<o> </o>
Life is like a sheet of <st1lace w:st="on">RANDs</st1lace>, you never know what you’re gonna get

 

[cornflakegirl]

Lewiy - that first one rocks!

 

[cornflakegirl]

I think we need Gerald's =DAY()+1=DOLLAR()+1
I'd buy a mug with that on.

 

[Lewiy]

Office 2007: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the spreadsheet

 

[Jon von der Heyden]

Ok - this probably shouldn't qualify because I nicked it from J-Walk's site, but it crack's me up!

SendKeys "Because I'm locked out"