Congratulations, Richard Schollar

[RoryA]

I suspect only Riaz will appreciate this (even he might not): is parsnip a euphemism for a vasectomy?

 

[riaz]

I suspect only Riaz will appreciate this (even he might not): is parsnip a euphemism for a vasectomy?

Ouch, Rory! That one is a bit below the belt!! Although I did appreciate it - it is a cut above the rest.

What made you equate vasectomy and me? Or did that turnip out of the blue?

 

[RoryA]

The association was purely on the pun level (punic, not pubic one might say)

 

[Gerald Higgins]

Richard was recently named Microsoft Excel MVP

You mean he wasn't already an MVP ???

Congratulations Richard, much deserved.

 

[cornflakegirl]

Rory - groanworthy!
Riaz - don't give up the day job! And I'm very offended that you don't like my joke!

 

[riaz]

Riaz - don't give up the day job! And I'm very offended that you don't like my joke!

I absolutely loved your joke, Emma (doesn't this place do hearts?).

I only asked what a nice can of coke was doing among all the hard stuff? That doesn't indicate "not liking", does it? After all, a teetotaller like me may deign to ask what his favourite tipple is doing being corrupted in high spirited company?

 

[pgc01]

Great news, Richard! Congratulations!

 

[Jon von der Heyden]

... and then get done for driving with not enough blood in your alcohol stream?

Well Richard, we could make it more interesting! Count me in and I'll take you ride us back (pillion)! M25 should be relatively empty after mid-night

Driving? I'd be flying after that!

Now you're talking my language

 

[NateO]

Now I understand why you owe Nathan a beer.

Richard has agreed to comply with my demands.

 

[erik.van.geit]

Great, Richard!!!!!!!!!
Or was it Parchard or Richsnip