You know you are an Excel guru when ....

[MrExcel]

Everyone did such a great job with the t-shirt and mug query, please post your ideas about the best end to this phrase. As usual, if your saying ends up on a shirt or mug, you get one as a prize.

You know you are an Excel guru when ....


Thanks

Bill

 

[Corticus]

You know you are an Excel guru when ....

1. The only Bible you know is by some guy name "Walkenbach"
2. You start receiving viruses from support@microsoft.com
3. You write "sexy formulae"
4. Microsoft starts sending you clients
5. You do more "nesting" than your pregnant wife
6. You're T-shirt says so!

Cool variation on "You know you're a redneck if..."!

Of course, a little harder, I guess I know more rednecks than Excel gurus...

 

[AJ]

You don't send invitations anymore, you Declare Functions.

 

[TommyGun]

1. You get fired for browsing MrExcel.com all day at work.
2. You'd rather code than sleep.
3. You decide if you're hungry with a formula....

=IF(Hunger<=10,"Not ready to eat yet.",IF(Hunger<=15,"I'm pretty hungry.",IF(Hunger<=20,"I'm starving.",IF(Hunger>20,"Where's the cat!"))))

4. You know what all this means.

<font face=Courier New><SPAN style="color:#00007F">Private</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Sub</SPAN> UserForm_BeforeDropOrPaste(<SPAN style="color:#00007F">ByVal</SPAN> Cancel <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> MSForms.ReturnBoolean, <SPAN style="color:#00007F">ByVal</SPAN> Control <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> MSForms.Control, <SPAN style="color:#00007F">ByVal</SPAN> Action <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Long</SPAN>, <SPAN style="color:#00007F">ByVal</SPAN> Data <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> MSForms.DataObject, <SPAN style="color:#00007F">ByVal</SPAN> X <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Single</SPAN>, <SPAN style="color:#00007F">ByVal</SPAN> Y <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Single</SPAN>, <SPAN style="color:#00007F">ByVal</SPAN> Effect <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> MSForms.ReturnEffect, <SPAN style="color:#00007F">ByVal</SPAN> Shift <SPAN style="color:#00007F">As</SPAN> <SPAN style="color:#00007F">Integer</SPAN>)</FONT>

 

[lenze]

You company's IT Help Desk has your number on Speed Dial

 

[TommyGun]

You company's IT Help Desk has your number on Speed Dial

OMG!!! Do we work at the same company!

 

[Aaron Blood]

You don't send invitations anymore, you Declare Functions.

I like this one.
but drop the "anymore"

 

[TommyGun]

You are a member of VBA (Visual Basic's Anonymous)

Hi, my name's Tommy, and I'm an addict.

SUMPRODUCT is the answer to all problems.

 

[Egress1]

You company's IT Help Desk has your number on Speed Dial

Ack no doubt! True story... a few weeks ago I was asked to explain to our Corp Help Desk How -THEIR- program works in "Plain English"

Things that make you go "hmmmm"

 

[PaddyD]

"few weeks ago I was asked to explain to our Corp Help Desk How -THEIR- program works in "Plain English" "

Something like "Patently I a way too complicated for you dumb f*@#s to grasp", I assume