Valentine's Day

[Taul]

Firefly, Go get chocolate at least, women like it!

and the increase in hip measurement will be entirely your fault

 

[Michael M]

I told SWMBO that I had to go to a conference for 2 days over the Valentines Day celebration....She sounded really happy....go figure.......and I wasted money on flowers ???

 

[Scott Huish]

If you want her to stay your wife, you may want to change the formula to:

=IF(TEXT(TODAY(),"md")="214","Happy Valentines Day! ","")&"I love you!"

 

[Firefly2012]

Crisis averted by judicious purchase of a card on the way home - phew!

 

[repairman615]

I emailed my girls (wife and daughter) this:

sqrt(cos(x))cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
<o> </o>
<o> </o>
paste that into google search…

 

[Joe4]

That's pretty cool Jeff!

 

[repairman615]

Thanks Joe,

I thought so too, can't take credit for it but it did get me an

'OHH that is so sweet!!!!!'

and also an

'Oh my, how lovely'

 

[Michael M]

And....cheaper than the roses !
Nice one Jeff, credit or note, you posted it

 

[repairman615]

And....cheaper than the roses !
Nice one Jeff, credit or note, you posted it .

My florist happens to be a client of mine.

Day before he called and needed a new water heater.

I went and inspected to find a gas water heater with a broken control knob (he dropped something on it). Any rate, I figured it out, lit the pilot, and cranked up the burner.

He asked "how much do I owe You?"

"Nothing" I repied...

Then he said "..well let me get you something for your wife" (which is what I wanted... )

A very nice set of flowers complete with a vase!!!


So Michael, she got the flowers too!

Very reasonably I might add.

 

[Gerald Higgins]

You've gotta love Google.

Pasted in
sqrt(cos(x))cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

It replies instantly
"Did you mean sqrt(cos(x))cos(300 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5 "?

I don't know !
Was this some one day only thing ?