Hi Plutoa34,
I hope you learn Tagalog soon because jokes are super funny compared with white jokes hehehe.
Typical words are:
Kamusta/ 'musta - how are you
Oo - yes
Hindi - No
Makulit/'kulit ('mah-koo-leet') - annoying. But it can be used for kids that are annoying or cutely annoying or people that are keep bugging you.
Ano (Ah-no)- what. You would notice that we also use this when we forgot words so we use "ano" as a subsitute. Like when I want you to get the TV remote and I couldn't say the words, I would say "can you get that "ano" please?" while pointing my finger to the remoe control lol.
Have fun!