T Shirt Humor

[smokenack]

I never find any funny but my normally very staid wife loved this one:

'I haven't got Tourettes, you're just a c*nt'

 

[HalfAce]

A friend of mine in Catholic highschool got suspended for wearing a T-shirt that said:
'To all you virgins, thanks for nothing!'

One of my favorites:
'I am not anti-social. Now leave me the f*ck alone!'

And one I used to get some raised eyebrows in:
'I Love Girlscouts'

One of my newest favorites:
'Act like an *******
Get treated like an *******'

I've got some more, but they get pretty socially questionable from there.

 

[Von Pookie]

I neglected to post it earlier, but since we're going down the "questionable" route:

I used to have a shirt that had the lettering printed upside-down. It read "If you can read this, you're sitting on my face."

 

[just_jon]

I neglected to post it earlier, but since we're going down the "questionable" route:

{snip}

Guy down in Ormond had a shirt, pair of brown turds with "arms" around each other, smiling.

Caption: Get your sh^t together!

 

[HalfAce]

One I forgot I had was:
'The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.'
(And you had to see my butt-ugly bulldog they were being compared to in
order to get the full effect.)

[And Jon, in the thread on Quotes for the day... I've been maintaining your quote
about "times of no money" for years!]

 

[just_jon]

...

[And Jon, in the thread on Quotes for the day... I've been maintaining your quote
about "times of no money" for years!]

Yeah, Dan, 't'is true.

 

[MarkAndrews]

Did as new post, OOopps

http://www.mrexcel.com/board2/viewtopic.php?p=1109161#1109161

 

[starl]

hate to be the party pooper, but turn it back down some - we do have kids here.

 

[Mark O'Brien]

hate to be the party pooper, but turn it back down some - we do have kids here.

Does that mean that I shouldn't mention the t-shirt that my friend has(had) that has a line across the chest with the text "Must be this tall to ride"?

 

[lenze]

OR
"I'm not really a pervert. I just play one on the internet"

lenze