T Shirt Humor

[lenze]

Some random T-shirts

1. Don't take life so seriously. It isn't permanent.


2. Let me drop everything and work on YOUR problem.


3. I see dumb people.


4. Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?


5. I'm not fluent in Idiot, so please speak slowly and clearly.
.

6. To err is human ... but to blame someone else shows management potential.


7. Top ten reasons I procrastinate:

1.


8. Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.

lenze

 

[Von Pookie]

Ooh, these are fun. Some shirts I actually own:

"I poke badgers with spoons."

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."

"The Flying Hamster of Doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city."

"The British version of this shirt is much better."

 

[Richard Schollar]

"Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes"

Was on a T-shirt that my, ahem, friend used to own...

 

[Von Pookie]

My husband has a couple that he bought from tshirthell.com. Note: these--nor most other ones on that site--are obviously not to everyone's taste (though we did get that "British" shirt of mine from that site):

"Killing my wife saved my marriage."

"I bought Christopher Reeve's wheelchair on eBay" [he wore this shirt when he went to see the new Superman movie]

"My idea involves midgets and **** (details upon request).'

 

[Richard Schollar]

Oh boy! Wearing that T-shirt to the movie!!!

 

[PaddyD]

My favourite, worn to tense interviews with my bank manager during more penurious, student days:

"Left school, no job, no money?
Then ****-off"
Gnatt West - The Frank Bank

..courtesy of VIZ, as I recall.

 

[Smitty]

An oldie, but goodie from the State Bar in Dallas:

**** YOU
I'M FROM
TEXAS

And a similar one that got a good friend suspended from Baylor Univ:

**** YOU
I PLAY
LACROSSE

College days of course.

Smitty

 

[lenze]

Hey Smitty, where did you go to school?

lenze

 

[Greg Truby]

One of the most memorable T-Shirts I ever saw was emblazoned

YODER VICE using the Miami Vice font and color scheme.

I have yet to see another T-shirt equal the level of irony in that one. This should give you some idea as to how much vice there is to be found in Yoder, Kansas...

August 26, 2006

YODER HERITAGE DAY, 2006
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

<ul>[*]6:00AM Pancakes and Sausage[*]10:30AM Parade[*]Horse events all day[*]Food and craft vendors all day[*]1:00PM Quilt Auction[*] 1:00PM Antique Tractor Pull[*] 1:00PM Kid's Peddle Pull[*] 5:30PM Harmony and Hymn gospel concert[*] Dusk - Fireworks[/list]Stay tuned to www.yoderkansas.com for more details!

 

[Smitty]

I graduated from Texas Christian, but served some time at SMU as well. Why?

Smitty