Song titles about Excel?

[Patience]

I could only come up with:

- What's the =FREQUENCY(), Kenneth?
- It's a =SIN()
- =IF(ISHEARD(B4),"Stop me",0)

Edit - ofcourse, ISHEARD isn't a function. But for the purposes of this it should be.

 

[Joe4]

How about one song that combines two Excel functions, and nothing else?
RIGHT NOW by Van Halen.

Actually, I'm sure you could find a whole bunch of songs that use RIGHT, LEFT, or NOW.

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Lewiy had a couple of Queen song title suggestions in another thread:
http://www.mrexcel.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1691287&postcount=97

 

[Fazza]

The Beatles were obviously into Excel:

Yes, TODAY()
Yellow SUBROUTINE
Help
I want to hold your (AND(
Excelle (my bell)

but surely the best Beatles track to describe a course is.....

Here Comes the SUM()

Those are great, Expiry. Well done, F

 

[wigi]

Paolo Conte - Max

Robert Plant - Big LOG

COUNTBLANK("The Pointer Sisters") = 0

Grouping controls in Excel: Bryan Ferry - Let's stick together

Edit > Repeat... (Ctrl+Y) (Steely Dan - Do it again)


=TRIM(REPT("Mmm ",4)) (Crash Test Dummies - Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm)


A couple of VBA ones:


1.

Private Sub Workbook_Open()

    Me.Visible = False

End Sub

(Bachman Turner Overdrive - You ain't seen nothing yet)


2.

    Dim s As Object
    Set s = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
    s.Speak ""

(Ronan Keating - When you say nothing at all)
(No Doubt - Don’t speak)


3.

? DateSerial(Year(Date), 1, 1)

(U2 - New Years day)


4.

Private Sub UserForm_QueryClose(Cancel As Integer, CloseMode As Integer)

    Cancel = True

End Sub

(Communards - Don't leave me this way)


5.

    ActiveSheet.Shapes("Shape 1").Select
    Selection.ShapeRange.IncrementRotation 180#

(Diana Ross - Upside down)


6.

Cells(Rows.Count, Columns.Count)

(Al Stewart - On the border)


General Excel ones:

Korgis - Everybody's got to learn sometime

www.mrexcel.com:

(Joe ****er - With a little help from my friends)


OK, I need to go to bed...

Wigi

 

[gnrboyd]

The Beatles were obviously into Excel:

Yes, TODAY()
Yellow SUBROUTINE
Help
I want to hold your (AND(
Excelle (my bell)

but surely the best Beatles track to describe a course is.....

Here Comes the SUM()
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And I didn't think Excel existed back in the Beatles era.....I then did some research and found that Elvis had a few EXCELlent songs in his day also.

It's NOW() or Never
That's All RIGHT
It's MIDnight
Your Cheatin' CHART
SHEET Caroline
There's No TomorROW

Any my personal favorite.....

ROUND Dog

 

[riaz]

The Beatles were obviously into Excel:

Yes, TODAY()
Yellow SUBROUTINE
Help
I want to hold your (AND(
Excelle (my bell)

but surely the best Beatles track to describe a course is.....

Here Comes the SUM()

Brilliant. Why aren't you on the pun thread?

 

[Expiry]

Brilliant. Why aren't you on the pun thread?

Always leave your audience wanting more, Riaz.

 

[riaz]

Always leave your audience wanting more, Riaz.

Expiry, re your signature:

Isn't a bar the shortest distance between two pints?

 

[Gerald Higgins]

Anything by the

=DEGREE(1)*3

or Kylie MIN()ogue.
Or Soft Cell.
Or any of the many MOD bands.

Or anything by

=ADDRESS(ROW(OFFSET(T1,1,1)),COLUMN(OFFSET(T1,1,1)),4)

Have we done "the =POWER() of love" ?
"I'll be your =SUBSTITUTE()" ?