Song titles about Excel?

[caringsharingbristolbilly]

Hi all.

I've got a mini presentation coming up, and it's nominally entitled "Doing A Lot With Very Simple Excel". It's not exactly the snappiest title around, I'm sure you'll agree.

We have a tradition where I work that reports, presentations, etc. have a song title to do with the subject as their title, so could anyone suggest any suitable Excel-related song titles? I'd prefer them to be intact, but if you need to change them slightly, I'd be up for a pun or two...

Thanks!

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[Patience]

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Some how that didn't surprise me. But I am sure we can think of something...


Edit - however, I did find this... http://www.last.fm/music/Kiuas/_/To+Excel+and+Ascend

Maybe you could play it as they take their seats...

 

[riaz]

Bobby Darin's "Multiplication" from Come September?

or

http://www.lyred.com/lyrics/Excel/

you might find something there. I quite liked the one called Insecurity, seeing how there always seems to be a security problem

Just recently, someone did a spreadsheet on this forum which played music. I can't remember where it is but have a search if that is suitable for your opening.

edit: here is the link http://www.mrexcel.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1724422&postcount=1

 

[caringsharingbristolbilly]

...That's pretty much what I found on a google search!

A colleague suggested something like "Welcome to the house of SUM()", which I thought was pretty funny (I have a woefully undeveloped sense of humour), so something along those lines could be great too!

 

[Patience]

Did you catch my edit? It has excel in the title, but probably isn't quite what you want!

 

[caringsharingbristolbilly]

Did you catch my edit? It has excel in the title, but probably isn't quite what you want!

I did, yes, but I can't listen to streaming media at work, so couldn't check it out. Either that or there were naughty pictures of ladies without clothes on - something stopped my browser checking it out... I'll look it up tonight, could be funny from looking at the song title.

 

[DonkeyOte]

You mean like

Cool & The Gang: Cel-ebrate
Dusty Springfield's: The Look(up) of Love

Then of course from a VBA perspective there was the infamous Crazy Frog and the "Dim, Dim, Dim, Dim...."

OK, they're terrible.

I don't know of anyone who's ever written a song in homage to XL (and if they did they are now housed in a mental institution)

 

[Patience]

I did, yes, but I can't listen to streaming media at work, so couldn't check it out. Either that or there were naughty pictures of ladies without clothes on - something stopped my browser checking it out... I'll look it up tonight, could be funny from looking at the song title.

Er - yes there are no boobies! It must be the streaming!

 

[caringsharingbristolbilly]

Dusty Springfield's: The Look(up) of Love

We'd come up with that one in the office too, could be a contender.

By the way, I love the username/picture/signature! Really made me giggle, thanks!

 

[DonkeyOte]

Er - yes there are no boobies! It must be the streaming!

delete's link from bookmarks...