riddle me that

[iknowu99]

Princesses are dear in imaginary stories therefore are not cursed, the dwarfs were cursed cuz they would always disagree but Oaktree figured out the spell and now they are fine.


A: Clock?

 

[iknowu99]

Q:

A family of four are looking to have another child yet the biggest problem is the kitchen table. Only four sides, how does the family accommodate for the coming kid and create an extra side?

 

[NumbersMax]

Yep, a shadow.

 

[njimack]

A man walking through the woods, sees a cabin 400 feet away. He said to himself "If anyone is in the cabin they are dead". How did he know that if anyone were in the cabin, that they would be dead?

Coz it's on fire?

 

[Lewiy]

Q:

A family of four are looking to have another child yet the biggest problem is the kitchen table. Only four sides, how does the family accommodate for the coming kid and create an extra side?

Cut off one of the corners and buy a new chair!

 

[iknowu99]

cutting off a corner adds another angle and a side! good job.


A:njimack, the answer was that the cabin is not a regular cabin, it's an airplane cabin and it was a plane crash!


Q:Dva brata sedyat na dvuh verbludah v balshom pystinam gorode nepadalyoky ot gori. Vdryk vihodit otez ii gavarit: “peredam nasledak tamy siny katoravo verblyd dabezhit da gori paslednim.” Nastart, Vnimanie, Marsh …….. bratya sidyat ne dvigaytsya. Sidyat sidyat dyriy mayutsya, vsetaki nasledok balshoi ii yarki brilyantavai dom. Pary dnei spystya prahodit mydrez, bratya raskazali mydretsy chto za dilemma. Mydrez v otvet shoptnyl bratyam v atvet adno slovo. Bratya sa vsei dyre paskakali k gare – shto zhe za slovo on im skazal?

Translation: Two brothers are sitting on camels in a big desert city not too far from the mountain. The king father tells the brothers "i will pass my riches to the one son whose camel gets to the mountain last."
Ready Set Go! both brothers don't even bother moving. They sit there for days until a wise man passes. The wise finds out about the problem and whispers one single word to the brothers. Both brothers are racing the camels to get to the mountain. What was the one word the wise man said to the brothers?

 

[Oaktree]

"Switch", as in "switch camels"

 

[iknowu99]

A: Yes!



Q: Two kittens are walking on the porch, one walks left other right, yet they never seperate, how?

 

[NumbersMax]

Are they Siamese?

 

[iknowu99]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9KjBNLr0c8