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[Andrew Fergus]

"Wait!", said Smitty "who put these herring sticks in my...

 

[Greg Truby]

chili! Will's penguin looked as sheepish as a penguin can as he skulked out the door. A rumbling shook the cabin as

 

[Barrie Davidson]

an F14 flew overhead. "Now why can't I fly like that?", thought Will's penguin. Just then...

 

[phantom1975]

....a buck naked Oompa Loompa rode by on a tricycle and smacked Will on the butt. Now I know what you are thinking.....

 

[Andrew Fergus]

because I'm psychic, but that Oompa Loompa should have the seat put back on his tricycle before...

 

[Oorang]

....he decided to make it into modern art. To say the very least the critics were...

 

[Greg Truby]

generous to call it "progressive". But who could fustigate an Oompa Loompa standing starkers in front of you? Indeed, the gallery owner

 

[milesUK]

refrained from this course of action. However as it brought the punters in in droves he decided to increase the gallery opening hours and ..

 

[Barrie Davidson]

with that he headed off to McDonald's for a Big Mac Meal (super-sized of course) knowing full well that...

 

[clipovich]

it was Fish Filet Friday, he ordered four.