"Make it so"

[Oorang]

=IF(INFO("memavail")<=65536,"8-O","^_^")

 

[Zack Barresse]

Personally, I wouldn't worry about changing it. If you like it, use it

... and tell them you want it done at warp speed!!!

But that's all she's got, Captain!

 

[Oorang]

And she canna take i' ahnymoore.

 

[tactps]

And don't forget to say:

ENGAGE

when you leave the room.

Finger waving optional!

 

[Oorang]

Make sure to start calling people "Number One"

 

[tactps]

And shave your head and go to work in your pyjamas.

 

[Tazguy37]

So what should you say to your supervisor when you put in a requisition for:

"One (1) Federation standard issue replicator"?

 

[Striker475]

It's for...uh...my sister?

 

[tactps]

Just don't start trying to pick up women with the line:

"wow... who set my phaser to stunning"

 

[Striker475]

Funniest one I've heard is:

'Did you fart coz you blew me away!'