If its a person they should dam well have their own name!
Else its silly!
Come on i have the world stupisist name, my friends wont recall it as they know ill leave MrExcel soon as and never return. So they should use their name or a version as i do.
If an thingy . object or item .. them most are in govenment after personal preference.
Say i was Marine, Navy, Fireman, or SAS anything really in the UK i would have a tool, a matel bar, gun, rifel or belonging, i would be forced to name it, this is also same in US.
So i would choose Gertrude for my weapon, maybe i did maybe i did not. Hes a girls you know, and very clean and bright and so sexy !
Just like the house cat! now she was a girl and had one half a sexy walk, called **** bag! and we all loved her too!
I vote we all make our own name - as thats the way in the real word, or does Jack lie?