Yes, Trish Stratus and I were married in secrecy a few years ago.
Just as well Nate. If it were me, I'd be dead by now.
(But man, whatta way to go, eh?)
Whoa, it looks someone did hear about this:
Holy Toledo, you should've seen the hookup I was on the receiving end of last night! If I didn't know any better, I would thought the dude was passing me free tap-water!
I had better tell this story because it's a good one, and remember kids, drink in moderation.
So I'm on my way home and thought I'd stop by a local favourite of mine for a night-cap, even though I don't usually wear them. Keep in mind it's last call, 25 minutes to close.
So I go in and order a pint of Miller Lite and a sidecar, shot of Jager. Also keep in mind that 99/100 pubs in Minneapolis do not serve shots in traditional shot glasses, they come in low ball glasses. So I get the round, and the bartender says "That one's on me."
Ah, very good then, I don't know him very well, but I'm appreciating the hospitality. So, I'm sipping on my pint and he decides he's going to make a round of whiskey shots for the staff, one for the road. Well he includes me with this round, too, and this is a big shot.
With 5 minutes to close, he asks me if I want another Jager. I said "Sure, why not?" He pours me the biggest shot of Jager I have ever had in my life, the low-ball is literally brimmed out.
He only charged me for 1 shot of Jager. That's a lot of [free] booze in 25 minutes. I love this town!
And no, Mark, this wasn't at the usual spot.