I got a new job :)

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Nate’s uncanny ability to get free beers and shots of Jager, it doesn’t sound like
he needs many drinks bought for him.
Holy Toledo, you should've seen the hookup I was on the receiving end of last night! If I didn't know any better, I would thought the dude was passing me free tap-water! 8-) :lol:

I would however like to buy his avatar a couple!!! :lol:
(Man, that ain’t your wife or anything, is it?) :-?
Yes, Trish Stratus and I were married in secrecy a few years ago. 8-)

Dude, if I was married to Trish Stratus, no one would ever hear from me again, I'd never leave the house!! :lol: :wink:
 
Yes, Trish Stratus and I were married in secrecy a few years ago.
Just as well Nate. If it were me, I'd be dead by now.

(But man, whatta way to go, eh?) :diablo:
 
***NEW UPDATE***

and to think things couldn't get better for me..

so I haven't even started this job yet and 2 days before I leave my current job from being laid off. One of the senior business analyst gives her 2 weeks notice and now they offered me the job with a huge pay increase. I decided to stay with the company. I get 2 weeks vacation now paid then i start working mid october. I lose a good chunk of my severance but 1.) i make more than the new place 2.) its my old job back 3.) im use to it and already know everyone

in a 6 month period i was able to increase my salary by $18,000 :)
 
Right on!!!
18 grand is nothing to sneeze at. Congratulations.

(But now you're just rubbin' it in man.)

:lol:
 
Yes, Trish Stratus and I were married in secrecy a few years ago.
Just as well Nate. If it were me, I'd be dead by now.

(But man, whatta way to go, eh?) :diablo:
Whoa, it looks someone did hear about this:

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Holy Toledo, you should've seen the hookup I was on the receiving end of last night! If I didn't know any better, I would thought the dude was passing me free tap-water!
I had better tell this story because it's a good one, and remember kids, drink in moderation. :lol:

So I'm on my way home and thought I'd stop by a local favourite of mine for a night-cap, even though I don't usually wear them. Keep in mind it's last call, 25 minutes to close.

So I go in and order a pint of Miller Lite and a sidecar, shot of Jager. Also keep in mind that 99/100 pubs in Minneapolis do not serve shots in traditional shot glasses, they come in low ball glasses. So I get the round, and the bartender says "That one's on me."

Ah, very good then, I don't know him very well, but I'm appreciating the hospitality. So, I'm sipping on my pint and he decides he's going to make a round of whiskey shots for the staff, one for the road. Well he includes me with this round, too, and this is a big shot.

With 5 minutes to close, he asks me if I want another Jager. I said "Sure, why not?" He pours me the biggest shot of Jager I have ever had in my life, the low-ball is literally brimmed out.

He only charged me for 1 shot of Jager. That's a lot of [free] booze in 25 minutes. I love this town! 8-)

And no, Mark, this wasn't at the usual spot. :)
 

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