Happy New Year!

[Richard Schollar]

That's a truly horrendous notion

 

[riaz]

Been practising on the cat (she's old and slightly incontinent)...

Reminds me of an old Dudley Moore movie: "When Grandma breaks wind, we kick the dog".

Are you sure it's the cat you should be blaming?

 

[Smitty]

Boy to Girl: So do you have any old world Englander in you?
G: No
B: Would you like some?

Reminds me of a spoof ad by a local radion station for Dicken's Cider...

Hard apple cider of course. *eg*

 

[NateO]

No need to send that note, Nate.

Thanks, Rory!!