Happy Independance Day!!!

[Andrew Fergus]

No ditch water, ditch water is luxury. Did I mention we had to catch the gravel as it was being thrown at us?

 

[Von Pookie]

The LOLcat speak has invaded yet another genre

http://cavalorn.livejournal.com/377592.html
http://community.livejournal.com/cololnials/

 

[SydneyGeek]

Kristy:


Andrew:

No ditch water, ditch water is luxury. Did I mention we had to catch the gravel as it was being thrown at us?

Fast food! You're complaining about fast food?
We had to quarry our own...

Denis

 

[Andrew Fergus]

You had a quarry? You lucky lucky bar steward. We used to dream of getting fresh gravel from a quarry. After we got up at 4.30 and licked the road clean with tongue, we would catch the gravel thrown up from passing lorries!

 

[Tom Urtis]

Oh to have a lunch!
I have to pretend my breakfast (which I may add only happens once every 2,341 days) is my lunch.
I have to pretend it's a salad from Boots when really it's just a collection of old trainer soles marinated in old shoe polish!!!
You lucky, lucky bar stewards!!!!!

Luxury. We get a handful of gravel......

Gravel! Was that with or without ditch water, you lucky sod?

No ditch water, ditch water is luxury. Did I mention we had to catch the gravel as it was being thrown at us?

Fast food! You're complaining about fast food?
We had to quarry our own...

You had a quarry? You lucky lucky bar steward. We used to dream of getting fresh gravel from a quarry. After we got up at 4.30 and licked the road clean with tongue, we would catch the gravel thrown up from passing lorries!

Those quotes remind me of this from Monty Python:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo