Joe4
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Hmmm... How to keep warm and keep a clever costume...I dress up every year to hand out treats to the urchins that come to my door. Half the adults in my neighborhood think it's stupid, the other half look forward to my costumes. ALL of my neighbors think I'm nuts.
This year, I'll be dressed in brown, laying on my front porch in a bag. Yes, a lying sack of poo. My only problem is finding a way to stay warm enough; it'll be about 45F during trick-or-treat.
You could go as a burning bag of doo!
There is an old prank here in the States with a burning back of doggie doo. People would put it in a paper bag, set it on fire, drop it on someone's door step, and ring the door bell and run. The person would open the door and stomp it out, making a big, smelly mess.
I haven't really hard of anyone doing this prank it recent years. It was more popular in my parent's generation. A friend of my Dad's tried this prank on his uncle, only he wasn't aware that his uncle wasn't home, and it ended up burning his front steps down!