Good Excel Practical Jokes, Pranks, Mean Tricks, etc.

[gingerafro]

that would be one hell of a pregnancy...

here's another:
"Could you go to the hardware store and pick up a couple of left-handed screwdrivers"

 

[Oorang]

Or for mechanics: "I think you got a fender bearing about to go, course it'll cost ya extra what with us havin to special order a left handed screw driver and all."

 

[Noel Holland]

But there is such a thing as a Left Handed Screwdriver.

2 oz vodka<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
3 oz orange juice<o></o>
3 oz grapefruit juice<o></o>
<o> </o>
Pour the vodka and juices into a ****tail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a collins glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.

 

[Jonmo1]

another from the mechanic's world..

go get some K9P Oil..

Or in the Military...O3P - O3 is a captain...

 

[Jonnyu182]

Declare Function SwapMouseButton Lib "user32.dll" (ByVal bSwap As Long) As Long
Declare Function ShowCursor Lib "user32.dll" (ByVal bShow As Long) As Long
Sub Right_Click()

Dim retval As Long
retval = SwapMouseButton(1)

End Sub
Sub Left_Click()

Dim retval As Long
retval = SwapMouseButton(0)

End Sub
Sub hide_mouse()
' Hide the mouse cursor for 5 seconds.
Dim counter As Long

' Hide the cursor by decrementing the counter until it is negative
Do
counter = ShowCursor(0) ' decrement by 1
Loop Until counter < 0 ' keep looping until cursor is hidden

Application.Wait Now + TimeValue("00:00:05")  ' pause execution for 5 seconds

' Show the cursor by incrementing the counter until it is not negative
Do
counter = ShowCursor(1) ' increment by 1
Loop Until counter >= 0 ' keep looping until cursor is visible

End Sub

 

[erik.van.geit]

nice one, Jonnyu182

 

[Oorang]

 

[spcalan]

Maybe this will bump this post to the top to see more jokes and pranks..

 

[HalfAce]

I was once told to go tell the Tool Pusher that we needed new plugs for the rig (diesel)

When I was in the Army (Assult helicopter unit) I was once told to go get a bucket of "Rotor wash". He was mad as hell when I came back - the next day! - saying "I looked all day and couldn't find it!". He never tried pulling anything like that on me again...

 

[spcalan]

Back to my Army days ( Airborne Medic - 18th Airborne Corps )..

Go find the yellow/red darts.....

if you have never served in combat.. you wouldnt understand...........