Golf backswing

[Von Pookie]

I always thought that's why God made mulligans and provisionals......

Ha! Kristy's gonna hate me, but Frank you just named our next cat. We're on Mulligan #4.

At least you have a somewhat passable reason for not bothering to name them.

Out of the 4 cats we have the "weirdest" name would be Hoju--who was named from a line on the Simpsons of all things

 

[Smitty]

At least you have a somewhat passable reason for not bothering to name them.

Actually, "Tigger" (hoohoo!) is about to be Mulligan #4 if he doesn't stop walking on the %$^*&^^ keyboard!

Now if he'd only go out and get some of the BIG crows that are getting hammered on the mulberries in the yard. Stagger...stagger...BRAAAAACK!

Southern California ain't Texas folks; if I pulled out the 'ol 410 and blasted them I'd probably have the ACHELLU crawling up my you know what for civil right violations or something...

Smitty

 

[golf4]

Well, heck - I'm thinking now of changing careers and becoming a professional "cat-namer". Now, how can I fit my Excel skills into a career like that?????

As for my hamster's posture - AGAIN........ mulligans and provisionals!!

Smitty - GOOD LUCK in the Battle of the Crows. To heck with those crow lovers in Calif............

 

[RichardS]

I called the vet the other week, and asked to book the kitten in for de-sexing.

"What breed is he?" she asks
"Moggie" I reply.
"What's his name?"
"Ginger"
"And what colour is he?"

 

[PaddyD]

Smitty,'

"...if he doesn't stop walking on the %$^*&^^ keyboard!"

a solution is at hand:

http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

 

[Smitty]

a solution is at hand:

http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

Does it work for 10-month old human baby girls too?

Smitty

 

[whiteghost]

rather than buy the pawsense prog..... why not keep the goat next to the computer.... then it can double as a paper shredder?

 

[Smitty]

why not keep the goat next to the computer.... then it can double as a paper shredder?

HA! She alerady does!

But it's usually important things like bank statements.

Unfortunately, the goat can get in through the doggie door...

We actually have found her in the computer chair, eating paper...

Thank God we don't have %$*& chickens! (anymore...)

Smitty