Genius quotes that were said, or should have been, said by somebody

[jessicabrown]

Work without Hope draws nectar in a sieve, and Hope without an object cannot live. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

 

[jdellasala]

"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away." ~ George Carlin

 

[cogswel__cogs]

An object at rest cannot be stopped. ~ The Evil Bomber What Bombs at Midnight

 

[igold]

Foolproof parts often under estimate the ingenuity of fools. ~ One of Murphy's laws...

 

[johnnyL]

“I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” — Bob Hope

“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” — Joan Rivers

“People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” — Mike Bechtle

“When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.'” — Yogi Berra

“An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!'” — Anonymous

 

[igold]

Another one which always makes me laugh when I think about it

"If you want the right answer on the internet, post the wrong answer"

Who authored it is unknown to me, but I think I read it as someone's signature on this site.

 

[jolivanes]

Don't know who these should be attributed to but they have some truth to them.

I don't know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk but it has sure caused the dumb to speak.

”When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression“

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution.

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. Elbert Hubbard

 

[billfinn]

“And into the forest I go to lose my mind and find my soul"
John Muir

 

[jolivanes]

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

A word of advice. View criticism as potentially helpful advice rather then a personal attack.

 

[Peter_SSs]

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

The squirrels may all have been decisive - and just made a wrong decision to stay on the road.