Contest: Excel T-Shirt Captions

[Richard Schollar]

If senile means old, how can you be old but not senile? Senile being distinct from the condition senile dementia.

 

[Patience]

according to Wikipedia



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MrExcel

From said page -

In his spare time, Jelen is a historian of American drive-in movie theaters.

Well, I have learnt yet another thing today - how to cryptically code rude words, and also that or guide is a history dude! I can go home happy!

 

[kgkev]

From Emma:
I differ: You can be old and NOT senile as you can also be senile and NOT old.

lenze

a bit of back up at last!


Fight the corner for me Lenze - I'm going home now.


google - define:senility all the ammo you need.

 

[RoryA]

google - define:senile

 

[cornflakegirl]

Hey, no fair! Everyone wanted to sit next to me, if only so that they could copy my work...

Yeah, that was me

 

[cornflakegirl]

Senile is the antonym of juvenile. You can be juvenile (young) without being juvenile (childish). Ditto senile

(Or, what Rory said!)

 

[Lewiy]

Heading back on track, here’s a small selection for the Queen fans among us!
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o> </o>
=1*(YEAR("Love"))
ThisWorkbook.Save ("me")
=SUM("body",FIND("me",SUM("body"),2),"love")

 

[TinaP]

<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
=1*(YEAR("Love"))
ThisWorkbook.Save ("me")
=SUM("body",FIND("me",SUM("body"),2),"love")

I love it!

 

[Andrew Fergus]

Very funny.

Here's another:

=1+1 & bytes("dust")

 

[gingerafro]

Maybe a few for Beatles fans as well:

Range("A1").Select
Set Troubles = If(Today()-1,Range("IV65536"),Range("$A$1"))


Let me.xldown = goto("Strawberry Fields")
If intersect is not nothing = false then
"real"


=If(Find("Myself","Troubles"),"mrexcel.com comes to me")