There used to be a show on TV called Mad Movies. They'd take real movies and dub voices in over the dialogue. It was very humorous.
There was one particualr show that was an old black and white pirate movie. One of the scenes (and I don't remeber the exact dialogue) went something like this:
Guy comes limping in on one leg and stumbles up to a man with an eye patch and a peg leg and says,
Arr, I see you got yourself there a peg leg.
Aye, that I I do.
Arr, I'll trade you my shirt for your wooden leg.
That won't quite do as I'm rather attached to this crutch of mine.
Arr, then I trades you me glass eye for it.
You're nuts!
Whoa, that's going a little too far...I may need them later.