Ad Hoc Office Signs

[Domski]

I used to have this stuck on the side of my PC so anyone approaching my desk could see it:

"Remember, if you annoy me it takes 42 muscles in my face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles for me to extend my arm and punch you in the face."

The boss asked me to take it down. Miserable sod.

Dom

 

[MarkAndrews]

I used to have this stuck on the side of my PC so anyone approaching my desk could see it:

"Remember, if you annoy me it takes 42 muscles in my face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles for me to extend my arm and punch you in the face."

The boss asked me to take it down. Miserable sod.

Dom

 

[MarkAndrews]

 

[Michael M]

In our estimating section there is a sign:

GOOD !!
CHEAP !!
QUICK !!

Pick any 2 'cause all 3 will be impossible !

 

[Patience]

I have a postcard on my wall that says in big letters:

"WE NEVER SURRENDER!"

Which seems appropriate sometimes.

 

[arkusM]

I have this posted on my wall:
"Teamwork: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction"

That aside from numerous Dilbert cartoons - still looking for the hidden cam.

 

[RossMcColl]

A couple of good ones in our place, such as:

"The beatings will continue until morale improves"


And we have a project "Rome" going on at the moment and have the following slogan posted up on desks:

"Rome did not create an empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them"

 

[JazzSP8]

I have this on my wall at work...

http://www.geekzone.co.nz/juha/1637

(well, not a wall .. partiton would be more accurate...)

Makes me remember when I'm dealing with "demands" LOL

 

[indiantrix]

"Miss Waite manages our Complaint Department. If your Customer Service Representative's response is unsatisfactory or unacceptable, you are invited to go to Helen Waite!"

 

[Expiry]

One of my favourite office signs was in the toilets of an office block on one of the upper levels:

"Urinals out of order. Please use floor below".