Ad Hoc Office Signs

[Lewiy]

Yesterday, we had a problem with one of our photocopiers in the office which prompted one cheeky employee to stick a note on it which read “PLEASE DON’T USE ME FOR PRINTING, I’M JAMMING MORE THAN BOB MARLEY”
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What’s the best ad hoc notice/sign you’ve all seen posted randomly in your place of work?

 

[DominicB]

This may well be apocyphal, and there are various pictures on the web and doing the round by e-mail, but apparently at one place of work, an employee had dropped a pen behind the paper drawer of a photocopier, and the IT bloke couldn't get it out, so an engineer was called, but for the meantime the IT bloke scrawled a note and stuck it to the photocopier :

DO NOT USE - PEN IS STUCK

DominicB

 

[lenze]

"Poor planning on your part does NOT constitute a crisis on mine"

lenze

 

[justme]

Best page: Whoever owns the XYZ vehicle, it is rolling down the parking lot.

 

[Marbles]

Apparently I'm broken

 

[Smitty]

Department of Redundancy Department

 

[MarkAndrews]

"Dont store up your farts, that's where all the crap idea's come from"

 

[Stormseed]

In my Boss's cabin the following Quote has been framed and hanged on the wall above his sitting place:

"IN GOD WE TRUST - ALL OTHERS BRING DATA"

 

[Thorin]

I have a sign on my desk which states :-

Change is inevitable
except from vending machines.

 

[MorganO]

In our Strategic Planning Division, our supervisor put up a sign which said: PLANNING TO PLAN, a perfect comment on government operations.