A wild, funny, dramatic, thrilling, tragic story

[James Snyder]

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding. One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw a man in pink polkadots swinging on a swing. He was working on a spreadsheet which had some complex data on now extinct blue rhinos. He was feeling badly for the green and blue-spotted rhino because it was obviously depressed from being ignored by obsessive Excel experts. So he built a temple in homage to forgotten pachydermata across the globe but especially those from Dudley who due to their obscure and comical accents are seldom understood and usually end up in traveling circuses, to their humiliation, because their daunting intelligence and rapier wit go unrecognized due to the decline in native speakers, most of whom are now found in or around Zoos hoping one night to spot the "mis-reported" extinction of the blue rhino, Having not proven the theory so far they are starting to turn their attention to black swans to confirm that they are not profoundly fooled by randomness which may ask them to "leave page" or "stay on page" so using an .Autofilter to look for black swans associated with Blue Rhinos, they hoped to determine just how many forum members have been eating magic mushrooms.

Today, The Mayor of Dudley proposed a government grant to research the detection of forum members under the influence of magic mushroom. The government...Less of course the price of a czar to oversee the project, a brand new building in the heart of London to accomodate such a prestigious project, and of course the elite band of (paid) volunteers who would without fear for their own lives, test various Mushroom varieties to see where best to target the resources. The remaining £143.00 would barely cover the cost of purchasing the large pile of manure required, for the controlled cultivation of the test fungi.

Thus it was deemed necessary to generate additional funding, by imposing a tax on pivot tables, animated avatars and charts and they still can't afford it .So they kept thinking and thinking trying to find a solution until they decided to ask for help from the man who appeared earlier in this narrative wearing pink polkadots swinging on a swing. This man, of course, was a complete twit, as demonstrated by his appalling fashion sense. The man said that the solution could readily be found under the sheet in the macro where rounding errors could be collected and sent

 

[Jeep56]

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding. One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw a man in pink polkadots swinging on a swing.
He was working on a spreadsheet which had some complex data on now extinct blue rhinos.
He was feeling badly for the green and blue-spotted rhino because it was obviously depressed from being ignored by obsessive Excel experts. So he built a temple in homage to forgotten pachydermata across the globe but especially those from Dudley who due to their obscure and comical accents are seldom understood and usually end up in traveling circuses, to their humiliation, because their daunting intelligence and rapier wit go unrecognized due to the decline in native speakers, most of whom are now found in… or around Zoo's hoping one night to spot the "mis-reported" extinction of the blue rhino, Having not proven the theory so far they are starting to turn there attention to

Zelda, Queen of South Africa who, hoards blue rhinos.

 

[ZAX]

There was once a pink hippo with green and blue spots who moved to South Africa and took up hang-gliding. One day while hang-gliding, he saw the most unusual thing. He saw a man in pink polkadots swinging on a swing. He was working on a spreadsheet which had some complex data on now extinct blue rhinos. He was feeling badly for the green and blue-spotted rhino because it was obviously depressed from being ignored by obsessive Excel experts. So he built a temple in homage to forgotten pachydermata across the globe but especially those from Dudley who due to their obscure and comical accents are seldom understood and usually end up in traveling circuses, to their humiliation, because their daunting intelligence and rapier wit go unrecognized due to the decline in native speakers, most of whom are now found in or around Zoos hoping one night to spot the "mis-reported" extinction of the blue rhino, Having not proven the theory so far they are starting to turn their attention to black swans to confirm that they are not profoundly fooled by randomness which may ask them to "leave page" or "stay on page" so using an .Autofilter to look for black swans associated with Blue Rhinos, they hoped to determine just how many forum members have been eating magic mushrooms.

Today, The Mayor of Dudley proposed a government grant to research the detection of forum members under the influence of magic mushroom. The government...Less of course the price of a czar to oversee the project, a brand new building in the heart of London to accomodate such a prestigious project, and of course the elite band of (paid) volunteers who would without fear for their own lives, test various Mushroom varieties to see where best to target the resources. The remaining £143.00 would barely cover the cost of purchasing the large pile of manure required, for the controlled cultivation of the test fungi.

Thus it was deemed necessary to generate additional funding, by imposing a tax on pivot tables, animated avatars and charts and they still can't afford it .So they kept thinking and thinking trying to find a solution until they decided to ask for help from the man who appeared earlier in this narrative wearing pink polkadots swinging on a swing. This man, of course, was a complete twit, as demonstrated by his appalling fashion sense. The man said that the solution could readily be found under the sheet in the macro where rounding errors could be collected and sent

to a hidden sheet or range,But the macro didn't work!It returned an error:

Run-time error '438':

Object doesn't support this property or method.

So he posted a new thread in MrExcel's Excellent Excel forum and waited for a long time (Two minutes) to get the following reply: