Whoa, the forum went down for a while as I was writing my response.
Anyway, you can't plot data that consists of text for both X and Y. But here is one way to fake it.
I have two data ranges, one with session status data, and the other with the data needed to fudge the vertical axis labels.
The first data set has session and status, and I use a match formula to compute Y, which matches the item in the status column with the status labels, then subtracts 0.5.
I selected the blue shaded ranges (select the first, then hold Ctrl while selecting the second) and inserted a line chart (right end of top row below).
I selected the horizontal axis, pressed Ctrl+1 to open the formatting task pane, and selected Vertical Axis Crosses at Maximum Category (moving the labels to the right of the chart).
I copied the yellow shaded data, selected the chart, and used Paste Special to add the data as a new series, categories in first column, series names in first row. This gave me the orange series of three markers (middle of the second row).
Then I right-clicked on the added series, selected Change Series Chart Type, and in the dialog, selected the clustered bar chart option.
Excel didn't automatically add the secondary vertical axis, so I clicked the little plus sign icon next to the chart, clicked on Axes, and checked the unchecked box. The labels appear on the right of the chart (leftmost chart in the bottom row).
The labels are running in the wrong direction, so I selected the axis and checked the box for Categories in reverse order. I also formatted the secondary horizontal axis (the numeric labels which moved from the top to the bottom of the chart) and selected Vertical Axis Crosses Automatic (which moved the status labels to the left).
Finally I selected those secondary horizontal numeric axis labels and pressed Delete. I also formatted the secondary vertical axis to use no line, then used the little plus sign again, this time clicking on gridlines and checking Primary Major Vertical (bottom right chart).
