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just_jon

just_jon

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"Yes, Sweetie, I'm *positive* Hendrix never said: Excuse me while I kiss some pies."

:-D
 

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That's funny!

I'm a fan of mixed metaphors. They're especially funny when they're genuine errors. One was "she's not the sharpest button in the tin"; the other was "It's not rocket surgery, ya know!" (both from my ex-boss)
 
:) I've heard of people who believed Jimi was trying to come out with Purple Haze because of the line "Excuse me while I kiss this guy". Apparently he used to make a joke of it on stage.

But the one that mage me laugh a lot is in Lucy in the sky with diamonds: The girl with colitis goes by...

Check out www.kissthisguy.com
 
Speaking of mixed metaphors, there was a great one in Futurama.

"If we hit this bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!".

8-)
 
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