While working as a restaurant manager I had a very friendly fellow turn in a work application along with his 'Resume' during our lunch rush. He smiled at me and stated he was really looking forward to working here. I told him I didn't have time at the moment to look over the application and resume so he left.
Later, when things weren't so hectic I took a go of it. The application was impressive: Work in two high class restaurants, assistant to the Chef at one place. The resume, unfortuanately, was a disaster. It was ten, yes TEN pages long! It was a handwritten, auto-biographical account of his work history. The history itself was entertaining yes, but the one thing most sticks in my mind was the photocopied article from a newspaper.
For the life of me I had a hard time figuring out why he included it in his 'Resume.' I finally decided that he included it because, although it was an article about the chef he worked for, he just happened to be standing next to the Chef when the picture for the article was taken!
We had a big laugh about this at the time. And no, I decided against hiring this high-speed gentleman!