Random Act of Kindness

[Gates Is Antichrist]

Hey, Father Bill just mailed me a Mr. Excel lapel pin, simply because I wrote to warn him of a bug that could lose data. (It was when using Justify with over 256 characters. I gathered that Bill is a big fan of that command, and I thought, eek, writing a book and dropping data...).

Not only that, we're not socially acquainted, didn't formally exchange addresses, and I never saw this coming. If any of you are ever amazed at the generosity and persistence of the MrExcel community, consider the top source. Pay It Forward, and pay back.

 

[Bean Counter]

Actually, it's a tracking device. He now knows where you are every moment of the day. Through it, he can summon you whenever he wishes.

Or was that Lord Voldemort? Or Sauron? I get them all so confused.