New Arrival Challenge!

[Lewiy]

So, my first baby is due in two weeks and I’m getting quite excited (as you do!).
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However, no new arrival would be complete without an Excel or VBA themed t-shirt bearing a geeky slogan relating to fatherhood.

So my challenge to you all is to come up with some ideas for a t-shirt slogan that I can make as I’m keen to use some of that iron on transfer paper that I bought with such good intentions two years ago!!

Also, I’ll need something to keep me occupied on paternity leave I’m sure……..

 

[schielrn]

This one is pretty funny for a wife, but its a little late for that now:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/kids/bc2c/

Congrats!!!

I'll see what I can think of in the next few days.

 

[shg]

"Mom gives me Formula.

Dad gives me Formulas."

 

[schielrn]

"Mom gives me Formula.

Dad gives me Formulas."

That is good.

I think you should take the responses given to a poll?

 

[Joe4]

"Mom gives me Formula.

Dad gives me Formulas."

That is pretty good. I can almost see a Far Side comic come out of this, with a professor at a chalkboard with a long proof and a baby sitting in a high chair with a caption something like:

"Dr. Smith's first attempt to give his baby formula is deemed a complete failure."

 

[shg]

"Dr. Smith's first attempt to give his baby formula is deemed a complete failure."

 

[MrKowz]

Only thing I could think of.

If Me.Hungry = True Then
    Me.Action = "Cry"
ElseIf Me.Tired = True Then
   Me.Action = "Sleep"
Else
   Me.Action = "Poop"
End If

 

[RobMatthews]

As the father of a 9week old girl, in addition to Miss 2, may i seek to offer a correction?

OPTION EXPLICIT
Public Sub BabyLife
Me.Action = "Cry"
Do While Age<6months
    If Me.Hungry = True Then
       Me.Action = "DoubleCry"
    ElseIf Me.Tired = True Then
       Me.Action = "Cry" 
       If RND()>0.8 then 
            Me.Action = "Whimper"
            Me.Action = "Sleep" 
       End If
    Else
        If DayCounter > 10 And Inconvenience > 1 then
                Me.Action = "Poop"
        End If
    End If
Loop
End Sub

And I didn't declare the variables because it's just for a T-Shirt (But you know you have to be explicit...), and you know there are gonna be errors in in formula that seeks to emulate a baby...

 

[MrKowz]

If RND()>0.8 then 
            Me.Action = "Whimper"
            Me.Action = "Sleep" 
       End If

RND!

 

[JamesW]

Not related but I really want this t-shirt for my future kids:

"Santa isn't real. It's okay, I can't read yet."