Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a
beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it , he is
confronted by a little Chinese man , clutching a clipboard and
yelling , "You sign !. You sign ! "
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement , when the
Chinese man starts to yell louder , "You sign ! , You sign ! "
Nelson says to him, "Look , you've obviously got the wrong man",
and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again . When he opens it ,
the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose yelling , " You sign!,
You sign !". Mr. Mandela is getting a bit fed up by now ,so he pushes
the little Chinese man back, shouting ; "Look , go away ! You've got
the wrong man . I don't want them !". Then slams the door in his face again.
The following day , Nelson is resting , and late in the afternoon,he
hears a knock at the door again. On opening the door , there is
the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose ,
shouting , "You sign ! You sign !".
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts . This time
Nelson loses his temper completely. he picks up the little man
by the shirt front and yells at him ; "Look , I don't want these !.
Do you understand ? You must have the wrong name ! Who do you want
to give these to ?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled , consults his
clipboard , and says :
(wait for it .......it's a beauty)
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( nearly there)
( Get your best Chinese accent ready)
"You not Nissan Main Dealer ?"
beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it , he is
confronted by a little Chinese man , clutching a clipboard and
yelling , "You sign !. You sign ! "
Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement , when the
Chinese man starts to yell louder , "You sign ! , You sign ! "
Nelson says to him, "Look , you've obviously got the wrong man",
and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again . When he opens it ,
the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose yelling , " You sign!,
You sign !". Mr. Mandela is getting a bit fed up by now ,so he pushes
the little Chinese man back, shouting ; "Look , go away ! You've got
the wrong man . I don't want them !". Then slams the door in his face again.
The following day , Nelson is resting , and late in the afternoon,he
hears a knock at the door again. On opening the door , there is
the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose ,
shouting , "You sign ! You sign !".
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts . This time
Nelson loses his temper completely. he picks up the little man
by the shirt front and yells at him ; "Look , I don't want these !.
Do you understand ? You must have the wrong name ! Who do you want
to give these to ?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled , consults his
clipboard , and says :
(wait for it .......it's a beauty)
(scroll down)
( nearly there)
( Get your best Chinese accent ready)
"You not Nissan Main Dealer ?"
