Beat that!
I wish I had found this shirt when my wife was pregnant. Its the ultimate Computer Geek maternity shirt (although I am actually the computer geek, not her!):
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/bc2c/
You may need to click zoom to read what it says.
We had a baby a couple of months ago and I told my wife that she wasn't allowed to breast feed. We had to use FORMULA.
Beat that!