He-He-He-He-He-He !!!!!!!!

Stormseed

Stormseed

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Hi everyone, I was darn busy for this whole week and I could not find time to be on the Board - however being today the last day of the week and @ the moment (IST) it is time to go home after such hectic & tedious week, I could find a few minutes to post something that everyone can enjoy and make jolly the start of weekend ;)

Have you given such type of answers in your childhood ?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?<o:p></o:p>
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JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"<o:p></o:p>
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GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : No, that's wrong<o:p></o:p>
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GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't<o:p></o:p>
have ten years ago.<o:p></o:p>
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WINNIE : Me!<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?<o:p></o:p>
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GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."<o:p></o:p>
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MILLIE : I is...<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."<o:p></o:p>
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MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?<o:p></o:p>
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TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."<o:p></o:p>
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____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry<o:p></o:p>
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father<o:p></o:p>
didn't punish him?"<o:p></o:p>
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LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.<o:p></o:p>
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____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?<o:p></o:p>
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SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.<o:p></o:p>
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____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place>Clyde</st1:place> , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your<o:p></o:p>
brother's. Did you copy his?<o:p></o:p>
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<st1:place>CLYDE</st1:place> : No, teacher, it's the same dog!!<o:p></o:p>
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when<o:p></o:p>
people are no longer interested?<o:p></o:p>
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HAROLD : A teacher !<o:p></o:p>


Have a great weekend :-D
 

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What is the last column in Excel?
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Stormseed said:
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
MILLIE : I is...<o:p></o:p>
<o:p> </o:p>
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."<o:p></o:p>
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MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."<o:p></o:p>
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Thank you, Stormseed! Glad to have you back!
 
How's this one...

Teacher: Please Recite the Alphabet

Student: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O _ Q R S T U V W X Y AND Z

Teacher: Where's the P ?

Student: It's running down my Leg....Waaaahhhh!!!!
 
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