Excel Puns

[joelgodden]

anyone got any? here's my first one:

Two cell references walk into a bar<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
<o> </o>
One: will you stay here if I go off?<o></o>
The other: Absolutely !<o></o>

 

[caringsharingbristolbilly]

anyone got any? here's my first one:

Two cell references walk into a bar<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
<o> </o>
One: will you stay here if I go off?<o></o>
The other: Absolutely !<o></o>

That's quite funny. Relative to other Excel puns I've heard.

 

[Jonmo1]

Vlookup is Zoolander Challenged

Originally quoted in Post #10 here

 

[taurean]

Ex-cel is more about Active-cell !

 

[taurean]

Excel: is what makes your "Office Suite" cooler!