Smitty
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Since we were talking about mean things to do to telemarketers in another post, I got bored and decided to respond to one of those SpamScam's today, as it was actually pretty well written:
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Really, me?<o
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Never in all my days here in Pahrump, Nevada, did I think such a thing could happen to me!<o
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I would love to help you out, and Pahrump is lovely in July. We even have an airport, but I doubt you can get a direct flight from Bangcock, maybe Tulsa, but not Bangcock.<o
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Yew can stay with us if you want, provided yew don't mind dogs (or kidz).<o
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I'd be happy to let yew present me as next of kin, as mine's all ded, that's why the dogs. They keep me compny.<o
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I'm honest and hard werkin, that is, since I got laid off from the gypsum mine, it's used to make drywall, they've got that in Bancock don't they? And I could use the money cuz of the mesotheliayomama I got down there.<o
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Yew just let me know. I'll even have my cousing come pick you up at the airport, or we do have a Trailways bus stop.<o
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If yew don't want to stay at the trailer wif us, I can talk to Johnny down at the motel and he'll fix yew up good with a rrom.<o
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Looking forward to your visit, dumbass.<o
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-----Original Message-----
From: Barrister John Williams [mailto:barrjohn@earthlink.net]
Sent: Saturday, April 25, 2009 2:26 AM
Subject: Barrister John Williams
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From The Desk Of Barrister John Williams<o
John & Associate Chambers<o
37 Sathorn Tai Road, <o
Bangkok Thailand <o
Email: barrjohnwilliams_bangkok@yahoo.com.hk<o
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Dear Sir/Madam,<o
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Please kindly accept my apology for sending unsolicited mail to you I believe you are a highly respected personality considering the fact that I sourced your profile from a human resource profile database on your country. Though, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events.<o
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I am Barrister John Williams, a Solicitor. I am the Personal Attorney to Mr.Steve Anderson, who used to work with Siamrak Company Limited. On the 21st of April 2003, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sukhumvit Express Road. <o
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Unfortunately, they all lost their lives in the event of the accident. Since then I have made several enquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my client's relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but to no avail, hence, I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my client in a Finance Company, Particularly, the Finance House where the deceased deposited the US$15 Million (Fifteen Million United States Dollars only).<o
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Consequently, this Finance House issued me a notice to provide the Next of Kin to claim the US$15 Million (Fifteen Million United States Dollars only) in their custody within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 4 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased to claim the fund as the Next of Kin to him so that the fund will be transferred to your account by the Finance House.<o
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Upon receipt of the fund, I will come over to your country to meet with you for the disbursement of the fund and then you and I will share the money in this order: 50% will be for me, 40% will be for you.While 10% is for execution of the fund incase of any expenses you encountered during the process of the fund into your account. I have all the necessary legal documents that can back our claim we will make with the Finance House.<o
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All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. <o
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You are needed as a next of kin to inherit your brother left fund <o
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Best Regards . <o
Barrister John Williams (Esq).
