whiteghost
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very possibly a very old one but I still think it's funny
> >Economics explained in Cows:
> >
> >SOCIALISM:
> >You have 2 cows; You give one to your neighbour.
> >
> >COMMUNISM:
> >You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and gives you some milk.
> >
> >FACISM:
> >You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and sells you some milk.
> >
> >NAZISM:
> >You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and shoots you.
> >
> >EUROPEAN BUREAUCRATISM:
> >You have 2 cows; The Government takes both, shoots one, milks the
other,
> >and then throws the milk away.
> >
> >TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
> >You have 2 cows; You sell one and buy a bull. Your Herd multiplies,
and
> >the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
> >
> >AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other one to produce the
> >milk of 4 cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow
> >dropped dead.
> >
> >A FRENCH CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows: You go on strike because you want 3 cows.
> >
> >A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an
> >ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a
clever
> >cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.
> >
> >A GERMAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
> >once a month and milk themselves.
> >
> >AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for
lunch.
> >
> >A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You
> >count them again and learn that you have 42 cows. You count them
again
> >and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open
another
> >bottle of Vodka.
> >
> >A SWISS CORPORATION:
> >You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others
for
> >storing them.
> >
> >A CHINESE CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
> >employment, high Bovine productivity, and arrest the journalist who
> >reported the numbers.
> >
> >AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You worship them.
> >
> >A BRITISH CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
> >
>
> >Economics explained in Cows:
> >
> >SOCIALISM:
> >You have 2 cows; You give one to your neighbour.
> >
> >COMMUNISM:
> >You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and gives you some milk.
> >
> >FACISM:
> >You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and sells you some milk.
> >
> >NAZISM:
> >You have 2 cows; The Government takes both and shoots you.
> >
> >EUROPEAN BUREAUCRATISM:
> >You have 2 cows; The Government takes both, shoots one, milks the
other,
> >and then throws the milk away.
> >
> >TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
> >You have 2 cows; You sell one and buy a bull. Your Herd multiplies,
and
> >the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
> >
> >AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other one to produce the
> >milk of 4 cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow
> >dropped dead.
> >
> >A FRENCH CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows: You go on strike because you want 3 cows.
> >
> >A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an
> >ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then create a
clever
> >cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.
> >
> >A GERMAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
> >once a month and milk themselves.
> >
> >AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for
lunch.
> >
> >A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You
> >count them again and learn that you have 42 cows. You count them
again
> >and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open
another
> >bottle of Vodka.
> >
> >A SWISS CORPORATION:
> >You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others
for
> >storing them.
> >
> >A CHINESE CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
> >employment, high Bovine productivity, and arrest the journalist who
> >reported the numbers.
> >
> >AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. You worship them.
> >
> >A BRITISH CORPORATION:
> >You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
> >
>